Anything Goes

Dear Mr. ****,

As an employee of an institution of higher education, I have few very basic expectations. Chief among these is that my direct superiors have an intellect that ranges above the common ground squirrel. After your consistent and annoying harassment of my co-workers and me during our commission of duties, I can only surmise that you are one of the few true genetic wastes of our time.

Asking me, a network administrator, to explain every nuance of everything I do each time you happen to stroll into my office is not only a waste of time, but also a waste of precious oxygen. I was hired because I know how to network computer systems, and you were apparently hired to provide amusement to your employees, who watch you vainly attempt… Continue reading

In celebration of the coming Olympics, here are some pics to make it more interesting. I know. These are old pics but I’m sure there are others who have not seen these yet ;).

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I checked out this coffee shop in I.T. Park just beside Mooon last Monday. I had tried their coffee like 7 years ago back when I think there wasn’t any Figaro branch in Cebu (at least not even one yet in Waterfront Hotel’s Casino). Since the stormy weather was over (thank God!), I had this sudden urge to drink coffee so I decided to choose Figaro over Starbucks this time. Not that it was out of curiosity since I already tasted a Figaro frap back when I used to work in Manila for a few months. The frap was terrible that time. I wasn’t satisfied with what I bought back then. So I figured, hey, time’s changed… Continue reading

I never like to wear boxers even until now. I always feel naked even by just imagining that I’m wearing one. I first had the experience of wearing it when I ran out of underwears because the storm was unpredictable my laundry kept piling up. Since I had a few boxers kept (they were gifts given to me during my birthday or christmas), I had no choice but to wear it. The feeling of it still made me feel naked. Although you can say they can be comfortable, I don’t like wearing it when your balls get swayed back and forth. The traditional underwear is still the best for me. These days, I wear boxers sometimes when I don’t plan to fetch my girlfriend from her work since all I… Continue reading

A soldier ran up to a nun.

Out of breath he asked, ‘Please, may I hide under your skirt. I’ll explain later.’

The nun agreed.

A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked,
‘Sister, have you seen a soldier?’

The nun replied, ‘He went that way.’

After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said,
‘I can’t thank you enough Sister. You see, I don’t want to go to Iraq .’

The nun said, ‘I understand completely.’

The soldier added, ‘I hope I’m not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!’

The nun replied,

‘If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls….
I don’t want to go to Iraq either’… Continue reading

Check out some of these hilarious toilet signs in different parts of the world.

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